1. badkidzz:

    sailorswag:

    when people say “correct grammar is a turn-on” 

    do you want people to shout out sentence conjunctions while they’re fucking you?

     ^ yes

    I always say “You are the woman whom I’m going to fuck.” Works every time.

    1 year ago  /  394 notes  /  Source: stoopxkid

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      I wouldn’t mind, no.
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      that would actually be awesome
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      I always say “You are the woman whom I’m going to fuck.” Works every time.
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      no but I dont wanna fuck a dumbass either
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      the… I really get annoyed by people who “just can’t control themselves and...correct your...
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      *cough* I, um, may or may not have once conjugated amo with my tongue when going down on someone once. You can’t prove...